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Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

shriveldickery 

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.
that asshole is a master of shriveldickery
shriveldickery by DickFittswell September 7, 2012

Swivelneck bihh 

Someone you turn around to look at, because she\he is fine...until you see the unattractive face; you can't swivel your head back fast enough
"She wasn't nothin but a swivelneck bihh...fine as hell from one angle; but that MUG! My head snapped back quicker than shit"
Swivelneck bihh by Meph Ceph Aleez December 6, 2019

Swivel Dick 

The act of going from cowgirl to reverse cowgirl without breaking penetration
I swivel dicked Henry so hard last night!
Swivel Dick by OG SWIVEL DICK April 25, 2016

Shoveldick 

The act of placing a shovel handle between one's legs to mimick a penis.
Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.
Shoveldick by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013

swivelnecking 

to deliberately ignore someone you encounter in passing at a party or on the street
After we broke up her friends all began swivelnecking me.
swivelnecking by mikelangelno September 24, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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