Swiveldick

Shaking hands and drinking cocktails with people who you dont care for

I'd rather be at home watching TV and drink beer than swiveldicking with people who I dont care about.

by Ry-man March 3, 2014

Shriveldickery

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

shriveldickery

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.

that asshole is a master of shriveldickery

by DickFittswell September 7, 2012

Swivelneck bihh

Someone you turn around to look at, because she\he is fine...until you see the unattractive face; you can't swivel your head back fast enough

"She wasn't nothin but a swivelneck bihh...fine as hell from one angle; but that MUG! My head snapped back quicker than shit"

by Meph Ceph Aleez December 6, 2019

Swivel Dick

The act of going from cowgirl to reverse cowgirl without breaking penetration

I swivel dicked Henry so hard last night!

by OG SWIVEL DICK April 25, 2016

Shoveldick

The act of placing a shovel handle between one's legs to mimick a penis.

Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.

by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013

swivelnecking

to deliberately ignore someone you encounter in passing at a party or on the street

After we broke up her friends all began swivelnecking me.

by mikelangelno September 24, 2017