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Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

shriveldickery 

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.
that asshole is a master of shriveldickery
shriveldickery by DickFittswell September 7, 2012

Swivelneck bihh 

Someone you turn around to look at, because she\he is fine...until you see the unattractive face; you can't swivel your head back fast enough
"She wasn't nothin but a swivelneck bihh...fine as hell from one angle; but that MUG! My head snapped back quicker than shit"
Swivelneck bihh by Meph Ceph Aleez December 6, 2019

Swivel Dick 

The act of going from cowgirl to reverse cowgirl without breaking penetration
I swivel dicked Henry so hard last night!
Swivel Dick by OG SWIVEL DICK April 25, 2016

Shoveldick 

The act of placing a shovel handle between one's legs to mimick a penis.
Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.
Shoveldick by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013

swivelnecking 

to deliberately ignore someone you encounter in passing at a party or on the street
After we broke up her friends all began swivelnecking me.
swivelnecking by mikelangelno September 24, 2017
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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