Switen 

One who has attained 50-too-many lobotomies.

That lamer is a sure Switen.

Switen by ihavenolegs June 23, 2003

Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

Shitenburg by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

Saitenji 

Saitenji is a word that is used to define those who have surpassed Human Limits. A Saitenji can sense fear and you can never get away from him.

Girl: OMG! You are such a Saitenji! I'm calling the police.
Stalker: Kukuku...

Saitenji by Saitenji January 16, 2005

shitendipity 

Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.

Antonym of serendipity.

Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.

shitendipity by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020

Havin-swithen-bank 

To 'have' ones banjo string snap while 'banking' one 'within' a girl (or boy).

A case of St. Swithin

Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.

Hey up, my penis is leaking puss after I was Havin-swithen-bank, I need to wrap it up.

Havin-swithen-bank by scampy the dog December 14, 2010

soitenly

"certainly" - made famous by a certain 'Stooge' . (ie there were three of 'em) So get with the program you numbskull.fosure

why soitenly" "nyuk nyuk nyuk

soitenly by eddiboi August 12, 2010

swite 

A very despressed human with problems.

The swite girl swited herself

swite by Switeyboi55 October 22, 2018