Switen

One who has attained 50-too-many lobotomies.

That lamer is a sure Switen.

by ihavenolegs June 23, 2003

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Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

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Saitenji

Saitenji is a word that is used to define those who have surpassed Human Limits. A Saitenji can sense fear and you can never get away from him.

Girl: OMG! You are such a Saitenji! I'm calling the police.
Stalker: Kukuku...

by Saitenji January 16, 2005

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shitendipity

Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.

Antonym of serendipity.

Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.

by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020

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To 'have' ones banjo string snap while 'banking' one 'within' a girl (or boy).

A case of St. Swithin

Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.

Hey up, my penis is leaking puss after I was Havin-swithen-bank, I need to wrap it up.

by scampy the dog December 14, 2010

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