Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

Shitenburg by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

shinesburger 

Shinesburger - shines (head, blow job, brains) burger (like the one u get at mac donalds)

A shines burger is allways made with shines sauce/seamen seasoning (salt)

The word was originally discovered in the summer of 2010 in the greek town of malia.
A shinesburger is in essence and sandwich with an egg filling sprinkled with salt.
After a peer received shines he likened the taste of his own jizz to salty egg whites.
While watching another peer add salt to the egg in his bread roll, the great SHINESBURGER was discovered.

1)

M - Mandem is eating a shines burger?!
A - Don't u point at mans sandwich!
M - That's not a sandwich its a shinesburger!
A - I said stop pointing at mans egg sandwich!
B - but u added shies sauce so that's a SHINESBURGER!

2)

I'm hungry go to mac donalds breakfast and get me a shines burger with hash browns, and bring me some sachets of shines sauce.

3)

shinesburger by AHLGATE July 19, 2010

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants is a word used to describe anger or frustration and in some cases stupidity.

Pronounced : Shץ-Sen-Burg-ɛռ-Mc-Flergenpants

, mom:''HAVE YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK??''
me:''SHEISENBURGENMCFLERGENPANTS

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants by ANONYMOUS_AJ2 June 28, 2021

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants is a term used between anger or frustration and sometimes stupidity.
It is pronounced: Shץ-sen-burgen-Mc-flergen-pαnts.
word varies from Sheisen,Mcflergenpants,flergenpants

MoM: ''Sooooooon can you clean up your room?!?!?!?!?'',
Son: ''Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants by ANONYMOUS_AJ June 28, 2021

Shitsburgh 

The nickname for Pittsburgh by anyone not from there... I think the name says it all.

People from Shitsburgh have never been anywhere else in there world or only Cleveland.

Shitsburgh by gladimnotfromwesternpa September 16, 2011

shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

shitburgers and dick cheese by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

The German Stienburg 

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

The German Stienburg by crazydoc March 14, 2009