Swisz

Someone who has super steeze in jerking. A person who has style and is unique in jerking. Also quick with footwork and always has an amazing dougie.

He's swisz as fuck!

by Swisz September 11, 2010

Swishful Thinking

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

by Gohanssj22 July 7, 2020

SwissSpicious

A general suspicion of Swiss People and Switzerland.

I am very suspicious of the Swiss--they make me SwissSpicious. I think that they are up to something because they are hidden away up in the mountains with lots of guns and knives.

by mjgw March 1, 2015

Swiszo

Slang for Swiss or to do with Switzerland.

Here, have some Swiszo chocolate.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Swiss Cheese Plan

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”

“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”

by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021

Swistian

Someone who is Christian and also Swedish

A very nice swistian respects wamen

by CFDave November 2, 2017

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

by The Casio collector August 25, 2021