mjgw's definitions

Ukrainian Wheel

A more proper term for Canadian Tire, as most Ukrainians can decorate an entire house with stuff from Canadian Tire.

Let’s go get some new clothes at Ukrainian Wheel. I am buying!

by mjgw April 8, 2020

Cheetotalitarian

Donald Trump, because of his cheeto dusted tan, and his totalitarian ways.

Look at Donald Trump. He must get a daily cheeto dusting to keep his wonderful orange tan. Combined with his crazy totalitarian ways, he's a Cheetotalitarian.

by mjgw March 15, 2017

SwissSpicious

A general suspicion of Swiss People and Switzerland.

I am very suspicious of the Swiss--they make me SwissSpicious. I think that they are up to something because they are hidden away up in the mountains with lots of guns and knives.

by mjgw March 1, 2015

hoar whore

An old grey whore--a combination of the words "hoar" meaning grey and whore (needs no explanation).

She's not a cougar, she's a Hoar Whore!"

by mjgw December 28, 2014