dugald's definitions

ultimate chick song

Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. It is incontestibly the girliest, queerest dance song ever made. However, despite that it is an irresistible and catchy tune.

"Dammit...they're playing that Total Eclipse song again...my girlfriend's gonna want to slow dance with me now, FUCK!"

by dugald March 8, 2005

abu ghraib

When an arab kid tries to start shit and gets shut down by the cops, usually involving a severe beating after he smashes a police car window and spits on hte officers.

david goswami got abu ghraibed

by dugald December 11, 2004

lollercraft

starcraft for the l33t

doug: "hey steve, want to play a game of lollercraft?"
steve: "heysurekthxbye.gif"
doug: "hf gl gg d00d"

by dugald December 14, 2004

bitches leave

What you say when you want hookers to leave an executive's house before you shoot him in the legs several times and leave a grenade on his coffee table.

Clarence Boddicker: "Bitches, Leave!"

by dugald December 17, 2004

arbiter

When a person of the black or hispanic persuasion starts a fight in a store with employees or other customers to aid and cover the shoplifting efforts of other members of said person's group. Named after the Arbiter aircraft in Starcraft, a ship that makes nearby friendly units invisible.

Wow, Jose is such an arbiter. I heard that he punched out somebody at Best Buy so his friends could raid the Bargain Bin.

by dugald December 21, 2004

ultralisk

Term defining a large truck or group of people that obstructs the flow of traffic, either intentionally or unintenionally. Taken from Starcraft, where Ultralisks commonly block up base entrances by accident, preventing zerglings from entering or leaving.

Doug: Dammit, this semi is being a real ultralisk.
Steve: Well, I think you'll get a shot at passing it in a second, oh wait, he moved to keep you from passing. What an ultralisk.

by dugald December 23, 2004

Lakitu

Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.

Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."

by dugald January 1, 2005