dugald's definitions

arbiter

When a person of the black or hispanic persuasion starts a fight in a store with employees or other customers to aid and cover the shoplifting efforts of other members of said person's group. Named after the Arbiter aircraft in Starcraft, a ship that makes nearby friendly units invisible.

Wow, Jose is such an arbiter. I heard that he punched out somebody at Best Buy so his friends could raid the Bargain Bin.

by dugald December 21, 2004

Richard Karn

he was Al on home improvement

hey did you know that richard karn plays al on home improvement

by dugald December 4, 2004

ultimate chick song

Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. It is incontestibly the girliest, queerest dance song ever made. However, despite that it is an irresistible and catchy tune.

"Dammit...they're playing that Total Eclipse song again...my girlfriend's gonna want to slow dance with me now, FUCK!"

by dugald March 8, 2005

lollercraft

starcraft for the l33t

doug: "hey steve, want to play a game of lollercraft?"
steve: "heysurekthxbye.gif"
doug: "hf gl gg d00d"

by dugald December 14, 2004

abu ghraib

When an arab kid tries to start shit and gets shut down by the cops, usually involving a severe beating after he smashes a police car window and spits on hte officers.

david goswami got abu ghraibed

by dugald December 11, 2004

swishbuckler

Term used to describe a gay person on open water, usually implying involvement in piracy or public disturbance.

"Look at those swishbucklers protesting George Bluth Sr.'s retirement! Take your gay pride cruise somewhere else!"

by dugald February 23, 2005

kane

The sinister bald-headed, goatee-sporting leader of the terrorist group "Brotherhood of N.O.D." in the Command & Conquer series. Played by Joseph Kucan.

kane is the leader of NOD

by dugald December 1, 2004