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Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.
Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.
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SwissSpicious 

A general suspicion of Swiss People and Switzerland.
I am very suspicious of the Swiss--they make me SwissSpicious. I think that they are up to something because they are hidden away up in the mountains with lots of guns and knives.
SwissSpicious by mjgw March 1, 2015
Slang for Swiss or to do with Switzerland.
Here, have some Swiszo chocolate.
Swiszo by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Swiss Cheese Plan 

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”
“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”
The Swiss Cheese Plan by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021

Swistian 

Someone who is Christian and also Swedish
A very nice swistian respects wamen
Swistian by CFDave November 2, 2017

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.
Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.