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Just a shitole full of shit kids that have no dads
Swinton is a no go
Swinton by your dad you don’t have September 18, 2021
Swinton is a fucking shithole with well known celebrities such as Ninja Neil and Sean Otoole . Make sure you dont step foot on poets or else a group of scrawny teenagers who think theyre pure badness will begin to harass you and steal your trainers . The best place to visit in Swinton is the train station , where you can leave .
Swinton is filled with nitties and scrotes
Swinton by Yesrkid September 6, 2022
swinton is a lovely place with amazing landmarks but please beware of neil the local smack ed because he will try hit u with his little gay asda bags
swinton is a shitole
swinton by …nocallerid… April 8, 2024

swinton fringe 

A haircut that was popular in the mid-90's that was started off in swinton, greater manchester. It involves having all of the hair shaved off to a '1' or a '0' but leaving the fringe either all the way round or just the middle of the forehead. It is still popular in the north-east and scotland now apparently.
Look at that tosser with a swinton fringe, "it's the 21st century now ya nob"
swinton fringe by Bigethovdaceth February 7, 2005

Tilda Swinton 

A tall, pale, otherworldly figure of indeterminate sex.
Back in the 70's Bowie pulled a Tilda Swinton.
Tilda Swinton by MiloVenus May 24, 2008

tilda swinton 

an actress that looks like a man. Acted alongside Ewan McGregor in Young Adam. Did i say that she looks like a man?
tilda swinton by 47983 March 16, 2008