Swintoning
Did you see Jake's Grindr picture? He was swintoning so hard he almost blended in with the white wall.
Swintoning by Jimothy Sealion November 9, 2017
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Swinning
Swinning by Ratchet Rudolph October 10, 2013
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Swintoning • swansoning • Swinning • Sittoning • Stinsoning • Swintering • Swintonian • Wintoning • swinton fringe
Swintonian
Swintonian is a male or female who lives or had lived in Swinton, Manchester for a long period of time and believe it to be their home town.
Swintonian by Swintonian December 8, 2005
Swintering
To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.
Swintering by MonkeyGod October 27, 2014
SWINNING
SWINNING by @ThisTwitIsLit June 13, 2018
swansoning
The act of replying to annoying and stupid people on the internet with a disapproving look from Ron Swanson.
swansoning by Ronf******Swanson June 9, 2017
Swansoning
1. A phrase for when someone says something and he/she ruins the whole topic of conversation with a comment or expression.
2.The joke was suddenly ruined when my friend Swansoned it by his horrendous laugh. The joke was no longer funny and everybody realized that they just swansoned that.
3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
Swansoning by Created, made, exhibited May 20, 2018
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