Swintoning

Filtering a picture until your skin is flawless but also copy paper white

Did you see Jake's Grindr picture? He was swintoning so hard he almost blended in with the white wall.

by Jimothy Sealion November 9, 2017

Swinning

Swimming and winning at the same damn time.

"DAMN, JA'MALL, I'M SWINNING IN DA PUSSAY TONIGHT."

by Ratchet Rudolph October 10, 2013

Swintonian

Swintonian is a male or female who lives or had lived in Swinton, Manchester for a long period of time and believe it to be their home town.

The most famous Swintonian is artist L.S Lowery

by Swintonian December 8, 2005

Swintering

To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.

Hey everybody, ready for swinterin'?

Sorry Bud, can't move I'm swintering?

by MonkeyGod October 27, 2014

SWINNING

It’s how you claim you’re always ’winning’ but you’ve done it by swindling others.

He has been swinning his entire adult life.

by @ThisTwitIsLit June 13, 2018

swansoning

The act of replying to annoying and stupid people on the internet with a disapproving look from Ron Swanson.

He commited the act of swansoning after the feminist called kissing a form of slavery.

by Ronf******Swanson June 9, 2017

Swansoning

1. A phrase for when someone says something and he/she ruins the whole topic of conversation with a comment or expression.

2.The joke was suddenly ruined when my friend Swansoned it by his horrendous laugh. The joke was no longer funny and everybody realized that they just swansoned that.

3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.

by Created, made, exhibited May 20, 2018