Shinglet

A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.

Don't hit me, you shinglet!
Oh for shinglet sake!
Oh my shinglets!
Ted you shinglet!

by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022

shingle-minded

A person who has nothing on their mind except working on roofs.

That guy across the street is crazy, he has been banging on his roof all morning. He is definitely shingle-minded.

by peteski10 January 10, 2010

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

FEMA shingles

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane

I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina

by booboo2u February 8, 2010

Swinglet

A term of endearment use to describe a person a person, usually a particularly adorable female, who swing dances.

Can someone pick up the swinglets from campus so they can come to our dance?

by Head Swinglet April 26, 2009

singletasker

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."

by TMGuy November 18, 2009

singletrackworld

A website populated by portly mid life crisis sufferers with delusions of gradeur, who think that riding around on an expensive push bike somehow makes up for their dull job in engineering or IT.

Various cliques can be found on this website. The most amusing being the ones who pretend to like something purely so they can be on first name terms with a washed up ex bike journalist come budget bike company owner or some muppet who draws pictures of sheep and waffles on in a pretentious manner. The actual condiment is more entertaining.

"I'm an overwieght, stuffy, pompous engineer with a lack of personality is there anywhere I can go to have petty arguements with people just like me?"
"Of course there is, try singletrackworld"

by chipps November 19, 2007