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swing swing 

verb://the action of one when they have had enough and found a way out.

noun:// to hang by your neck
man 1 : "look at them cunts hanging from that tree"
man 2 : " bout time they figured it out, n took a lil swing swing"
swing swing by top cunt August 14, 2011
Words you can keep

Porno mood swing 

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.
Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
Porno mood swing by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013

swing on 

To throw the first punch on someone.
This dude talks a lot of crap, but I bet he won't swing on me.
swing on by hjui88 November 28, 2013

swing voter 

People who have neither partisan nor ideological conviction at any detectible level. Most often found in the suburbs, these voters are often swayed by emotional appeals rather than philosophical, moral, or logical arguments. As such, these voters are emotionally torn pulled the two parties – they want to vote Republican as they live what they believe to be the capitalist dream of a comfortable, two-income, and sterile life in the ‘burbs (with the perception of being inoculated from those sticky urban social issues), at the same time they want to vote Democrat to assuage their guilt of their own mindless and unconscious lifestyle (such as talking racial tolerance but living in a racially homogeneous community, expressing horror at things like outsourcing jobs while drawing a paycheck from a company that does it every day, driving gas-guzzling SUVs while claiming their concern for the environment, and outwardly claiming support for their neighborhood public school systems while sending their own kids to private school). Often claiming to be independent, they criticize partisans on both sides for being closed-minded while believing there is nobility in their own indecision.
More and more people are swing voters and we wonder why no one votes (hint: if you don’t have the stones to decide where you stand, then either candidate, or even a non-vote, will do)
swing voter by workinglate February 8, 2007

swing on the spiral 

Phrase used in the Tool song Lateralus.

Contrary to the common interpretation that it is meant in the general context for people to "keep going" in and through their life, it is really meant to mean seeking and experiencing the infinite depths of divinity within our own mind and consciousness without the fear of losing ones humanity. Spiral out and experience divinity while we are still human and alive.
"swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human... spiral out. Keep going." Tool
swing on the spiral by jay227 February 22, 2012

Tire Swing 

A person who has a constantly changing and open sexuality.
Jamie- "Have you met Terry's new boyfriend?"
Matt- "I didn't know he was gay."
Jamie- "Oh, he's not. He's just a tire swing. He swings whatever way the wind blows him."
Tire Swing by McTobes September 12, 2019

swing the neck

How Sky Williams, a popular League of Legends YouTuber and all around funny human being, appeals to his teammates in order to win games, acquire ELO, and climb the ranked ladder. "Swinging the neck" involves metaphorically, and only sometimes literally, giving an allied League of Legends summoner oral sex to make them feel good and boost their confidence on the rift.
Sky - "Ooooooooo this Draven just double killed bot lane? Lemme swing the neck on this Draven dick."

Ryan - "Oh god I had this Fiddle last game who was so troll, he went like 0/20 and build a BT."
Sky - "Shoulda swung the neck nigga."
swing the neck by sds_phage May 19, 2016
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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