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"Swim not" "drown syndrome" "h2overdose"
Conjugations/Spellings/Pronouciations/Variations include:

• Swimn't, swimpt, shwimpt, schwimpt
• Swimn'ty, swimpty, shwimpty, schwimpty
• Swimnity, swimpity, shwimpty, schwimpty

<<YOU GET THE PATTERN BY NOW OR ELSE U MAY BE A SWIMNT>>

≠》As a Verb:
☆ Swimn'tin(g)

≠》As an Adverb:
☆ Swimn'tingly
Can't think straight - feelin a little swimnt.
She's swimn'ty at times ...a bit dorky, clumsy, but super funny.

(Also can be used in a somewhat negative way)
Those swimpts over there can't do anything without screwing something up.

"Swimpin' ain't easy"

T-rex is awesome even though his arms a bit shwimpt.

》》》》 Get Shwimpty! 《《《《
Swimnt by HunterSMontana010921 September 12, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
A mixture of sweat and urine.
Urrrr... your pants smell like swimtle!
Swimtle by Sargon_fleat March 26, 2009
Related Words
Swinter: The combination of summer and winter together.
Candace: Swinter?!
Phineas: Some people call it wummer.
Swinter by lykeomgzzzzzgirl June 27, 2009
The word "swint" is used to describe ANYTHING without using the word fuck. It can be used in ANY given situation. So in reality, what isn't swint?
Today was such a swint day, im very tired.

I swinted all the way to my friends house only to find out i could have gotten a ride the whole time.

My soccer game was very swint, we won nbd.
Swint by Swint Swag Striker December 20, 2010
The sweetly aromatic sweat that accumulates at the top of the ass-crack.
When no one was paying attention, Massey would often drop a finger inside his boxers to steal a quick sniff of the day’s swinta.
swinta by Drain Stamper May 21, 2010

Swintosky 

When you have a herpes infection on your dick and whack off, but your eye itches, so you rub your eye with your whacking hand. The result is a nasty Swintosky.
Oh my god! That guy had the worst Swintosky I've ever seen!
Swintosky by Tom Jennings August 3, 2007
Describing the weather, specifically an overcast day where sunglasses are still needed to prevent squinting and the associated headache.
Bit swinty out today don’t forget your sunnies.
Swinty by Matterbox August 24, 2019
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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