Definitions by Matterbox

Asslete 

describing someone keen on their sport to the point of being an asshole.

Jeff won’t stop going on about his fucking triathlon and how he only eats pasta and can’t drink, what an asslete.

Asslete by Matterbox September 21, 2019

Swinty 

Describing the weather, specifically an overcast day where sunglasses are still needed to prevent squinting and the associated headache.

Bit swinty out today don’t forget your sunnies.

Swinty by Matterbox August 24, 2019