2 definitions by Tom Jennings
when you take a shit but dont have time to wipe, leaving you with an itchy ass crack, and upon future wipage, it transforms into a bloody henning.
by Tom Jennings January 7, 2008
When you have a herpes infection on your dick and whack off, but your eye itches, so you rub your eye with your whacking hand. The result is a nasty Swintosky.
by Tom Jennings July 27, 2007