Swimn't 

"Swim not" "drown syndrome" "h2overdose"
Conjugations/Spellings/Pronouciations/Variations include:

• Swimn't, swimpt, shwimpt, schwimpt
• Swimn'ty, swimpty, shwimpty, schwimpty
• Swimnity, swimpity, shwimpty, schwimpty

<<YOU GET THE PATTERN BY NOW OR ELSE U MAY BE A SWIMNT>>

≠》As a Verb:
☆ Swimn'tin(g)

≠》As an Adverb:
☆ Swimn'tingly

Can't think straight - feelin a little swimn't.
She's swimn'ty at times ...a bit dorky, clumsy, but super funny.

(Also can be used in a somewhat negative way)
Those swimpts over there can't do anything without screwing something up.

T-rex is awesome even though his arms a bit shwimpt.

》》》》 Get Shwimpty! 《《《《

Swimn't by HunterSMontana010921 August 16, 2024

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool. 

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.

hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool. by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019

You don't get to swim in the pool! 

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?

"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."

You don't get to swim in the pool! by Lina April 16, 2005

niggas can't swim 

no fathers means no swim, even if all the watermelon and fried chicken in the world are for it.

white man : wanna go to the pool
Nigga : the fuck you know niggas can't swim
White man : even if I get you sum kfc.
Nigga : hell nah i cant swim. no nigga can swim get tf out nigga

niggas can't swim by chink fr December 6, 2022

Black Men Can't Swim 

Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)

Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.

Black Men Can't Swim by Creeper Jones February 10, 2010

You look like you can’t swim 

It means you look like you can’t eat Coochie.

Her: *looks at boy* You look like you can’t swim...
Him: wym.
Her: Nvm🙄

You look like you can’t swim by Yuhisaidit December 5, 2020

You look like you can’t swim 

Tiktok trend where men get offended when you tell them “you look like you can’t swim” because they don’t like being told they can’t do something.

“You look like you can’t swim”
Why the fuck would you say that

That’s so fucking rude of course I can swim

You look like you can’t swim by lakebear34 January 8, 2021