swimdick

There are two stages of swimdick:
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.

2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.

Me: dude, what's wrong? Why are you holding your crotch?
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain

by ironluke June 28, 2014

Swimdick

Phenomena occurring after spending extended periods of time in water. Usual characteristics include wrinkled, shriveled balls and a very straight, narrow, but nonetheless smaller than usual, dick.

Often accompanied by swimwear plastered to the body, especially in the crotchal region, outlining and exposing even the most minuscule details.

Similar to shrinkage, but is not limited to cold water.

By first carefully calculating his steps as he got out of the pool--so as not to leave any angle that one might see unchecked--and then peeling his suit away from his crotch, Donald managed to successfully hide his swimdick from the other pool-goers.

by Leron Blumenfeld June 19, 2010

Stimdick

Stimdick is when a male has taken too much of a stimulant to be able to achieve an erection.

"He did so much MDMA last night. We tried for hours but he had stimdick."

by MDPervin October 11, 2011

slimdick

tampon; aka Vagina Slims

I sent my boyfriend to the store to buy a box of slimdicks.

by dsimms May 24, 2008

slimdick

A person who thinks there eminem the best white rapper but acts like a total dick cause hes white and thinks hes a rapper.

wow dude look at that slimdick.

by JAk3sAB33sT December 2, 2010

SlimDick

a penis that is slim but long

her: i wanna see your dick
him: no i have a SlimDick
her: i like that

by siesschmeer September 11, 2018

swimhickey

A hickey you get from a swimsuit

Omg Alexa I got a swimhickey yesterday

Oh no u must need a new swimsuit

by Swimhickey 123 June 16, 2021