Swidom

Acronym for Sketchy White Dude On Meth. Often seen in rural America walking their bicycles along a highway or country road possibly with their girlfriends referred to as Swicoms.

Hey Travis, did you see the Swidom back there? He was so ate up he couldn’t push his bike up the hill.

by Rusty549 October 5, 2023

swodomy

A bad deed, delivered by one person against another person, in the SWO tradition, is counter-productive to a common cause, and destroys any sense of teamwork. The originator normally receives very little personal gain but the victim suffers a great loss. Similar to backstab. Can also be used as a verb.

So-in-so totally dimed you out in front of everybody dude. That was textbook swodomy and you got swodomized!

by Jim1234567890123 February 26, 2011

spidomengeetus of the blowhole

Ones excuse to not come into work due to being lethargic.

I will not be coming in today due to my severe case of spidomengeetus of the blowhole.

by Dr. Excuse December 13, 2013

spidometr

Semi-jocularly, Russian university students' slang for an AIDS test. The word puns on "SPID", pronounced "speed", the Russian acronym for AIDS, and English "speedometer".

My nuzhen spidometr. (Translation: We need the "SPIDometer".)

by pentozali November 19, 2007

Skidomph

An unfortunate event due to karma or act of having sexual intercourse.

David: Hey Ron did you hear that Nia got locked up?

Ron: My ex Nia? Who stole from me?

David: Yeah
Ron: What she do?

David: Got caught stealing
Ron: Skidomph 🤷🏾 ♂️

Keith: Wassup Mike did you & Jasmine ever skidomph?
Mike: 😏 watchu think
Keith : Awhh shit! Thass my boy!
Mike: Right right lol

by Prince Da One May 18, 2018

saidomar

An synonym for bellend

My Saidomar is really sore today

by Timothy Wong March 7, 2017

Swidow

A mother or father whose son has died.

Son + Widow = Swidow

See also dwidow

Ms. Columbus was swidowed last year when her son, Christopher, died in that boating accident.

by Dr. Rob Jones August 16, 2008