Sweetos 

A replacement word for "Sweet"

It sounds as delicious as Cheetos.

"I just bought a new phone, it's sweetos"

Bill: I can't stand my car, I should buy a golfcart instead.
Ted: That'd be sweetos!

Sweetos by Tizz Mizzle June 19, 2007

Sweetos 

A replacement word for "Sweet", but sounds delicious... like Cheetos.

"I just bought a new phone, it's sweetos"

Bill: I can't stand my car, I should buy a golfcart instead.
Ted: That'd be sweetos!

Sweetos by Tizz Mizzle July 12, 2007

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Sweetest plum 

All the above girlfriend after being dumped by way lessor

Tony somehow landed Kat.
She is all that after his battle ex
That shits the sweetest plum

Sweetest plum by Tonythetiler May 24, 2020

Skeetosis 

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

Skeetosis by Delatorre April 8, 2011

Sweetous 

To be cooler than cool; the act of being super awesome

Mike Tyler and I are all pretty sweetous

Sweetous by Liam sweetous Joyce September 13, 2019

Nonce Sweets 

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

Nonce Sweets by Mr.GS March 27, 2019