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broke my swearer 

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.
Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.
broke my swearer by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020
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In general, there are two meanings to this term.

1) A swearer is someone who has taken an oath or made a promise of a particular kind. It doesn't matter what type of oath the person has take or the circumstances which it was taken under they are still referred to as 'a swearer'
2) A swearer in this case is a person who uses colorful language to express their inner feelings when they feel polite or less vulgar language can't completely express their emotions, feelings and thoughts to the same intensity as the former.
1) Daniel just got his American citizenship last weekend. Congratulations to him, he is how an american swearer.

2) I promise to be a good person to you... i really want to be your swearer

3) Daniel was mega annoyed because the guy at the store bumped in to him and Daniel was enraged, immediately becoming a swearer
Swearer by rippleeffect June 12, 2010

sweatier 

The act of becoming more sweaty
Guy: hey!
Other guy: let’s get sweatier!
Guy: *what it’s the middle of the winter and we’re in a Walmart*
Other guy: *sprints*
sweatier by fonderhook7 November 23, 2018

Swearnerd 

Just think of a swear word, but changed just enough so it is (maybe) not quite as offensive.... Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
Examples of acceptable Swearnerds,
Bullspit, motherfudger, son of witch, axhole, Douchenozzle ... but the possibilities are endless!!!
Swearnerd by Uncle Lars April 29, 2019

swearcery 

The act of creating something magical through incantations composed primarily of cuss words.
Only through the sheer power of swearcery brought his brother back from the brink of death.
swearcery by DrakkenWulf September 19, 2016
A person who Swears a lot, vary common sign of low intellect.
Bob: I hate that piece of s***
Jill: Wow Bob is such a Swearie
Swearie by XRaptor267 February 17, 2023
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