Swearnerd 

Just think of a swear word, but changed just enough so it is (maybe) not quite as offensive.... Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuudge!

Examples of acceptable Swearnerds,
Bullspit, motherfudger, son of witch, axhole, Douchenozzle ... but the possibilities are endless!!!

Swearnerd by Uncle Lars April 29, 2019

broke my swearer 

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

broke my swearer by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

Bear Stearned 

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

Bear Stearned by bwbw March 20, 2008

bear stearned 

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

bear stearned by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

Swearer 

In general, there are two meanings to this term.

1) A swearer is someone who has taken an oath or made a promise of a particular kind. It doesn't matter what type of oath the person has take or the circumstances which it was taken under they are still referred to as 'a swearer'
2) A swearer in this case is a person who uses colorful language to express their inner feelings when they feel polite or less vulgar language can't completely express their emotions, feelings and thoughts to the same intensity as the former.

1) Daniel just got his American citizenship last weekend. Congratulations to him, he is how an american swearer.

2) I promise to be a good person to you... i really want to be your swearer

3) Daniel was mega annoyed because the guy at the store bumped in to him and Daniel was enraged, immediately becoming a swearer

Swearer by rippleeffect June 12, 2010

swearhards

Simply put- folks that fucking swear. Hard. Swearhards. i.e. libtards, or sjws& their ilk

You said something mildly offensive which could be blown out proportion Susan, you better watch out cause the swearhards will getcha.

swearhards by Azoth January 24, 2019

alternative swearwords 

There are many kinds of alternative swearwords, they are used for many reasons ranging from you don't want to get in trouble to you wanna look cool in front of your friends. Some examples: (note to add "er" or "ing" or whatever on the end use appropiate)
Fuck = Funk
Shit = Shnizz, Shizz, Shnizzle
Dick = Dink
Twat = Twit
Piss = Wizz
Those are some free tasters! Make you're own up!

Examples of alternative swearwords being used in day to day life:
"Funk you, you funking piece of shnizz!"
"You funker! How could you be so stupid!"
"Go suck Jerry's dink you funking fag!"
"Ah ya twit!"
"Wizz off moron!"
"Oh yeah I'm down with the shnizzle!"

alternative swearwords by Sean Knox September 20, 2006