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swearcery by DrakkenWulf September 19, 2016
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broke my swearer
When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.
Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.
...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.
...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.
broke my swearer by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020
Swearcent
When a person changes their accent for the purposes of swearing, usually in an unsuccessful attempt to make them sound cooler than they actually are.
Keiran: Did you bring the cards?
Brian: No.
Keiran: Christ man, I teld you ta bring the cerds, it's fucking borin' without them.
Brian: Stop talking like that, you're aren't Begbie from Trainspotting.
Keiran: But that's my swearcent!
Brian: No.
Keiran: Christ man, I teld you ta bring the cerds, it's fucking borin' without them.
Brian: Stop talking like that, you're aren't Begbie from Trainspotting.
Keiran: But that's my swearcent!
Swearcent by DayvanCowboy April 17, 2007
Swearer
In general, there are two meanings to this term.
1) A swearer is someone who has taken an oath or made a promise of a particular kind. It doesn't matter what type of oath the person has take or the circumstances which it was taken under they are still referred to as 'a swearer'
2) A swearer in this case is a person who uses colorful language to express their inner feelings when they feel polite or less vulgar language can't completely express their emotions, feelings and thoughts to the same intensity as the former.
1) A swearer is someone who has taken an oath or made a promise of a particular kind. It doesn't matter what type of oath the person has take or the circumstances which it was taken under they are still referred to as 'a swearer'
2) A swearer in this case is a person who uses colorful language to express their inner feelings when they feel polite or less vulgar language can't completely express their emotions, feelings and thoughts to the same intensity as the former.
1) Daniel just got his American citizenship last weekend. Congratulations to him, he is how an american swearer.
2) I promise to be a good person to you... i really want to be your swearer
3) Daniel was mega annoyed because the guy at the store bumped in to him and Daniel was enraged, immediately becoming a swearer
2) I promise to be a good person to you... i really want to be your swearer
3) Daniel was mega annoyed because the guy at the store bumped in to him and Daniel was enraged, immediately becoming a swearer
Swearer by rippleeffect June 12, 2010
Swearnerd
Just think of a swear word, but changed just enough so it is (maybe) not quite as offensive.... Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
Examples of acceptable Swearnerds,
Bullspit, motherfudger, son of witch, axhole, Douchenozzle ... but the possibilities are endless!!!
Bullspit, motherfudger, son of witch, axhole, Douchenozzle ... but the possibilities are endless!!!
Swearnerd by Uncle Lars April 29, 2019
Searchery
It's slang for the words "search history". When it seems like the two words take too much effort to say, just say searchery.
Searchery by kim jong big bong December 13, 2017
Swearcrow
Since crows are among the more intelligent species of bird, rigging a scarecrow up with the ability to swear using speakers, offends crows more than frightens them. Swearcrows have been in limited use since the 1950's.
Swearcrow by backotruck October 7, 2013