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Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.
That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.
by megme July 6, 2011
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SWATFuckery

SWATfuckery

:foolish or playful behavior, or banter conducted on training days, or anytime 3 or more SWAT Operators come together at one location.

:training that is viewed by others as absurd in nature, having little real world applications, typically always has a high C.D. Factor (chicks dig it).

:usually involves a combination of two or more of the following; 1.Pistols 2. Rifles 3.repelling 4. Flashbangs 5.CS Gas 6. Long runs 7.PT Equipment 8. Less Lethal weapons

:Conduct that would normally be viewed as bufoonery, mean, horseplaying or simply inappropriate in normal society amongst civilized humans.

:things that occur on missions in the heat of battle but afterwards in debrief start with “Mike, what the fuck……”
1. “What kind of SWATfuckery do you have planned for training day Thursday?”
2. One of the operators had the idea he wanted to shoot his rifle while repelling Aussie. The Commander said, “We’re not doing any of that SWATFuckery.”
3. As soon as choir practice started the SWATfuckery commenced.

4. “Mike what the fuck was that running over the mailbox with the armor SWATfuckery?”
by Bearded LawDawg September 21, 2023
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Swearfucker

You are bored and want to swear.
Swearfucker example: Holy shit that fuck fuck bitch fuckface asshole fucker.
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Seatfucker

A person who is sexually attracted to specifically Car Seats.
Todd: Hey Mike. Why is there a stain on my new cloth car seat?
Mike: i fucked your car seat...
Todd: goddamn Seatfucker...
by Seatfucker64 July 20, 2023
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Shatfucked

The act of serious, hard, fucking but getting shit in the vagina or anal hole after a loud fart.
Sam: “Ah Man, Jennie I couldn’t hold it in anymore.”

Jennie: “What do you mean? Did you cum?”
Sam: “I accidentally Shat in your holes, that’s shit not cum.I think I shatfucked you.”
Jennie sat in silence, while Sam got up and left her there.
by Kaileyyuki August 16, 2024
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