Swaxer

Swaxer: swacks-er/noun. a combination of swagger, lax, and swimming

Caroline, Courtney, and Trey are the coolest swaxers alive.

by Swaxer May 24, 2011

Swageric

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal

Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."

by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012

swagernförde

Swagernförde, also known as Ecktown (German: Stadt der geilen) is a self-proclaimed epicenter of lovable drunkards and potheads. Civic authorities in Swagernförde regard Ecktown as a large commune, but the area has a unique status in that it is a harbour for lost souls seeking for solitary spree.

"This place is boring as hell, I wish I could rave in Swagernförde."

Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.

by MackeTris August 26, 2012

Saxer

Of, or relating to being a gentleman. A smooth criminal.

Son, you're not quite a saxer, but with this top-hat, you are much closer.

by JDpoobag August 6, 2011

swazer

A multi-functional blazer made from sweatsuit material that stems from the athleisure movement of wearing sweatpants to work and calling them classy. The Swazer can both act as a dressed up work-appropriate blazer, an après work work-out jacket, or a warm and cozy layer to add to your already chilled out sweatpants and sneakers Saturday ensemble.

Patrick Swayze: Hey man that's a pretty chilled out looking blazer.
Josh: Nah man, it's not a blazer, it's a Swazer.
Patrick Swayze: A Swayzer?
Josh: Yeah, a Swazer.

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Mike: Did you see Becca's new Swazer? Man, she has it all.
Miles: Yeah, but I heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
Mike: **Sighs** She was THIS CLOSE to having it all.

by PatrickSwazer June 14, 2016

Swager

Swager - pronounced with a long "a" - that is, rimes with "cage" not "cap". It is tool used to crimp or bend metal. The other definitions were poor definitions of Swagger - notice the second "g" causing the word to rime with "cap" not "cage".

Anglers use a swager to crimp sleeves onto fishing line to make a secure loop at the end of the line. If they do it well they are entitled to swager

by pedantic piscator November 5, 2009

swaners

People with jobs that dont actually spend time or do jobs at there supposed workplace

Sarah and Katie are the worst swaners in the office

by melsweeps2 May 30, 2009