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Swaxer: swacks-er/noun. a combination of swagger, lax, and swimming
Caroline, Courtney, and Trey are the coolest swaxers alive.
Swaxer by Swaxer May 24, 2011
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Swageric 

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal
Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."
Swageric by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012
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swagernförde 

Swagernförde, also known as Ecktown (German: Stadt der geilen) is a self-proclaimed epicenter of lovable drunkards and potheads. Civic authorities in Swagernförde regard Ecktown as a large commune, but the area has a unique status in that it is a harbour for lost souls seeking for solitary spree.
"This place is boring as hell, I wish I could rave in Swagernförde."

Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.
swagernförde by MackeTris August 26, 2012
Of, or relating to being a gentleman. A smooth criminal.
Son, you're not quite a saxer, but with this top-hat, you are much closer.
Saxer by JDpoobag August 6, 2011
A multi-functional blazer made from sweatsuit material that stems from the athleisure movement of wearing sweatpants to work and calling them classy. The Swazer can both act as a dressed up work-appropriate blazer, an après work work-out jacket, or a warm and cozy layer to add to your already chilled out sweatpants and sneakers Saturday ensemble.
Patrick Swayze: Hey man that's a pretty chilled out looking blazer.
Josh: Nah man, it's not a blazer, it's a Swazer.
Patrick Swayze: A Swayzer?
Josh: Yeah, a Swazer.

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Mike: Did you see Becca's new Swazer? Man, she has it all.
Miles: Yeah, but I heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
Mike: **Sighs** She was THIS CLOSE to having it all.
swazer by PatrickSwazer June 14, 2016
Swager - pronounced with a long "a" - that is, rimes with "cage" not "cap". It is tool used to crimp or bend metal. The other definitions were poor definitions of Swagger - notice the second "g" causing the word to rime with "cap" not "cage".
Anglers use a swager to crimp sleeves onto fishing line to make a secure loop at the end of the line. If they do it well they are entitled to swager
Swager by pedantic piscator November 5, 2009
People with jobs that dont actually spend time or do jobs at there supposed workplace
Sarah and Katie are the worst swaners in the office
swaners by melsweeps2 May 30, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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