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Otherwise known as a bad ass ugly sweater. Includes but not limited to turtlenecks, wool, handmade, or holiday sweaters.
"Girl, look at his swater!" "Bro you are killin em in that swater"
swater by Bamfmomma January 8, 2014

Twat Swater 

When a guy blocks a guy from having sex they are called a cock blocker but when a girl blocks/ stops another girl from having sex they are called a twat swater.
Shauna: Hey heard you finally got into Tristans pants last night, Congrats!

Kayla: Almost but Lexy came in totally wasted and totally ruined it. She's such a twat swater!

Shauna: Bummer!

Kayla: Yeah
Twat Swater by K-Katastrophe January 10, 2011

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015
the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada
Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.
shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006

SatErday 

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.
SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

skaterfuck 

A combination of a fuckboy and a skaterboy
Alternatively, a very accident prone skateboarder
Marii:Whoa! Leah had such a bad fall off the skateboard! Dude she is such a skaterfuck

Leah: I’m to awkward to be a fuckboy and I’m too clumsy to be a skater boy, I guess I’m a skaterfuck
skaterfuck by Ranedrøp July 1, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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