swazer

A multi-functional blazer made from sweatsuit material that stems from the athleisure movement of wearing sweatpants to work and calling them classy. The Swazer can both act as a dressed up work-appropriate blazer, an après work work-out jacket, or a warm and cozy layer to add to your already chilled out sweatpants and sneakers Saturday ensemble.

Patrick Swayze: Hey man that's a pretty chilled out looking blazer.
Josh: Nah man, it's not a blazer, it's a Swazer.
Patrick Swayze: A Swayzer?
Josh: Yeah, a Swazer.

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Mike: Did you see Becca's new Swazer? Man, she has it all.
Miles: Yeah, but I heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
Mike: **Sighs** She was THIS CLOSE to having it all.

by PatrickSwazer June 14, 2016

Swageric

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal

Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."

by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012

swagernförde

Swagernförde, also known as Ecktown (German: Stadt der geilen) is a self-proclaimed epicenter of lovable drunkards and potheads. Civic authorities in Swagernförde regard Ecktown as a large commune, but the area has a unique status in that it is a harbour for lost souls seeking for solitary spree.

"This place is boring as hell, I wish I could rave in Swagernförde."

Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.

by MackeTris August 26, 2012

Ryan swaze

Ryan swaze is a close relative to the man himself icejjfish but despite his relation to one of the most talented rappers of our generation Ryan Has made a name for himself as GQ's sexiest man alive and he also was voted the sexiest man alive for 6 years running he has accomplished all this through his strong jawline .
He has also turned down multiple offers to join the nba because he wants to focus on his modelling career as a GQ mon

Show the most handsome man in the world

Ans Ryan swaze

by Ryan swaze the sex god April 12, 2019

spazeroid

Bungies software's definition of someone who plays Marathon (a very old game by that company) on an easy level.
Also used by the Marathon Vidmaster's page to define someone who claims to be a vidmaster but is not.

Spazeroids? They're Everywhere!

by Zyxx June 15, 2004

Swaze

Adjective; When something or someone is very good or pleasing...similar to words such as sick/swag/sweet.

- This tune is swaze man, loving it!

- Man, that skill you just did was swaze, nice goal.

- You going to this party friday?...Yeah man!...It's gonna be so swaze!

by The-Salmon February 4, 2010

Ethan SWAZaria

The first gay footballer to graduate from the Manchester United academy. On the ball, he's the best at the whole club, including the first team. He is the only one of two people to ever achieve a 192 FIFA21 Futdraft on FUTbin FUTdraft simulator after the legendary Elija Redden of the among us esports team. Early in his career, he was involved in the curry powder scandal and subsequently failed his drug test. He has been an open advocate for gay rights all his life and is an inspiration for gay athletes everywhere. Many philosophical minds argue whether you should call SWAZariah a mistah.

The weather is so bad, SO ETHAN!!!!!
That footballer is so good, he might be the next Ethan SWAZaria

by Unofficial Ethan Fan Club March 21, 2021