Swageric

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal

Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."

by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012

swagriculturist

SWAGRICULTURIST- noun. An expert in swagriculture.

SWAGRICULTURE- noun . The science, art, or occupation concerned with cultivating swag, and feeding, breeding, and raising swag; farming swag.

Mike is a pimp, a straight up swagriculturist.
Everything she does cultivates swag, she's a swagriculturist.

by highvaluecontent April 3, 2017

swagerific

the maximum extent of swag in any mentioned person, place, or thing.

" You seen cuzo wit da new 30's on da old skool last night, that shit was swagerific."

by Travis D. Sturgan aka STURG aka Trave D' da DON March 18, 2008

swagriculture

A proposed Bachelor's degree program that studies the art of looking exceptionally and exceedingly stylish at all times in all locations

Rappers, Hip Hop Artists, and NBA players are often graduates of swagriculture

by Mick Idioms December 18, 2012

swagerlicious

a guy/girl that has such a unique swag, that he/she attracts the opposite sex and drags them into some heavy porno shit.

That shawty over there is swagerlicious.

by shawtylo$opendadoe April 20, 2009

swagrich

Being the opposite of Hoodrich, Ya got ya swag and being rich.

Got your own style, own name, own fame with the cash.

Damn, that G is swagrich I can tell ya.

by DJ Bouncer March 22, 2009

Swagriculturalist

derived from agriculturalist which is a farmer(expert of agriculture); a swagriculturalist is one is who is an expert on swag and takes those w/ less swag under his wing until they have developed enough swag to get by on their own. Swagriculturalist also tend to have an excess of swag so potent that people around him get contact swag.

the "Swagriculturalist" friend (swag)
the not-so "Swagriculturalist" friend (not-so):

(swag) bro what are you doing to night?
(not-so) nothing :(
(swag) bro you should come hang out at this party, with us,
in this example the "not-so" becomes involved in a party the he/she would not of otherwise gone to and in attending this party (ensuring they DIDN'T make an ass of them self) has achieved more swag.
most of the time the "not-so" can and will simply gain swag form the Swagriculturalist friend directly.

by MUXmrk2 August 1, 2012