Definitions by MouldyTofu

9/11 

When a chick is so ugly in a threesome she makes both men lose their erections.

Did you hear about Brittney? Apparently they were so turned off by her that she caused 9/11

9/11 by MouldyTofu May 5, 2019

swautistic 

A cunt who SWATs people and puts their lives at danger because they're that dumb.

Guy 1: "Damn, that SWAuTistic dude is pure cancer!"

Guy 2: "I know right, actually SWATing someone thinking they'd give him their actual address!"

swautistic by MouldyTofu January 15, 2018