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swautistic 

A cunt who SWATs people and puts their lives at danger because they're that dumb.
Guy 1: "Damn, that SWAuTistic dude is pure cancer!"

Guy 2: "I know right, actually SWATing someone thinking they'd give him their actual address!"
swautistic by MouldyTofu January 15, 2018

Swagmeister 

One's ability to have way too much swag.
2. Jesus, that girl Monica is one hell of a swagmeister!

1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!
Swagmeister by Jayboyee March 2, 2011

Swagtastic Trio 

a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"
female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?

female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..

female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site

female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too
Swagtastic Trio by J*Hudd October 5, 2009

swaggerist 

A Swaggerist is someone who practices swaggerism. They exemplify and exude a demeanor beaming with confidence, sophistication, happiness, positive attitude, coolness, and togetherness. Someone with Swagger gives off an aura of comfortability with his/her self, and a swaggerist has that in excess.
A swaggerist practices Swaggerism everyday, leading to continued success.
swaggerist by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016

swagtastalastalicious

A combination of swag, fantastic, elastic, and delicious. Swag-tasta-lasta-licious. A word that can describe all your emotions of being excited, happy and amazed.
Omg did you see that unicorn jump over a child?! It was swagtastalastalicious!!

Swagmister 

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.
My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister
Swagmister by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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