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Swansea, Massachusetts 

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.
The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

stanley uris

a pure bean who deserves the world and i will forever be bitter about what happens to him :) portayed by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version of Stephen King's IT.
I'll fight Stephen King for what he did to Stanley Uris.
stanley uris by zoomerichie May 5, 2018

Swagless 

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless
Swagless by Mr BigG November 26, 2013

thomas stanley holland 

the best human being that has ever lived. Quacksons, Dave the Frog, and Umbrella are only three examples of his greatness.
“Thomas Stanley Holland is my reason for existence

stanleysbloodywater 

The best tiktoker on earth. Has a good sense of humor and idk what else but yea.❤️❤️
“ stanleysbloodywater is the best Tiktoker ever

Stanley McPeake

Stanley McPeake is an actor most famously known for his appearance on the hit CBBC show Craft Party in which he makes various ‘crafts’ and ‘bakes’.
Did you watch craft party last Sunday at 9:30 on CBBC?

Yeah it was great Stanley McPeake is my fave