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Stanleys

Short form = Stan.

1. Suburban, usually Caucasian adolescent Eminem fanboys.

2. Known to predictably declare Eminem to be "the greatest rapper alive" despite that they usually don't listen to rap to bother to substantiate this claim.

3. A reference to "Stan," the title and main character of one of Eminem's songs off the "Marshall Mathers LP" about an obsessive fan who imitates Mathers' look, writes incoherent and disturbing fan letters, and eventually kills his pregnant girlfriend and himself because Eminem didn't reply in time.

4. Best visually exemplified in the music video for "The Real Slim Shady," also from the "MM LP." Throughout the video, Eminem is surrounded by a legion of white guys wearing the signature white Tees and jeans and the signature bleached haircut, nodding rhythmically to the song; thus achieving an effective Village of the Damned vibe to the video.
Stanleys don't actually listen to rap, but are instead "hip-hop fans' " equivalent to otaku/Wapanese "Japanese culture enthusiasts" (see fanboy).

They don't *really* know anything about the subject of their obsessive fandom, but do everything in their power to nevertheless fail to convince you that they do.
by Government Cheeze May 3, 2004
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galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.
"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."
by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007
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stanley uris

a pure bean who deserves the world and i will forever be bitter about what happens to him :) portayed by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version of Stephen King's IT.
I'll fight Stephen King for what he did to Stanley Uris.
by zoomerichie May 5, 2018
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thomas stanley holland

the best human being that has ever lived. Quacksons, Dave the Frog, and Umbrella are only three examples of his greatness.
“Thomas Stanley Holland is my reason for existence
by hollanderz November 18, 2018
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stanleysbloodywater

The best tiktoker on earth. Has a good sense of humor and idk what else but yea.❤️❤️
“ stanleysbloodywater is the best Tiktoker ever
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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Stanley McPeake

Stanley McPeake is an actor most famously known for his appearance on the hit CBBC show Craft Party in which he makes various ‘crafts’ and ‘bakes’.
Did you watch craft party last Sunday at 9:30 on CBBC?

Yeah it was great Stanley McPeake is my fave
by CraftPartyFan183 October 7, 2019
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stanley barber

The nicest male around, he accepts his best friends sexuality and Is a bit weird and socially awkward. He is also funny and so uncool that he’s cool. The master of zero fucks and The king of Jellyfishes.
Stanley Barber, he lives down the street from me- Sydney Novak
by Therealstanleybarber March 1, 2020
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