cancer of the penile shaft.
guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.
by swinemoat March 13, 2009
Get the shancer mug.What you say in that awkward moment where you want to make a cancer joke, but the person you're talking to either has cancer, or is gonna get offended by the mention of it, but instead of pulling out of it, you say "shancer" instead to throw them off. Shancer, of course, meaning penile cancer, but no one really knows that.
Guy 1: "bro this lobby is actually trash, you're actually such a ca-... shancerous player"
Guy 2: "bro my mom had breast cancer you cant say that"
Guy 1: "who said anything about cancer? dick."
Guy 2: "bro my mom had breast cancer you cant say that"
Guy 1: "who said anything about cancer? dick."
by gigaballs67 January 26, 2024
Get the shancer mug.Pronounced Sh-k-ang-er. Plural shangers.The word shanger means someone who's a mad yolk, dope or ejit. A lover of the Ra. UP THE RA
"Ah lad ur some shanger"
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Get the shaneria mug.A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.
Example 1
Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"
Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"
Example 2
"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"
Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"
Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"
Example 2
"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"
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