What you say in that awkward moment where you want to make a cancer
joke, but the person you'
re talking to either has cancer, or is gonna get offended by the mention of it, but instead of pulling out of it, you say "shancer" instead to throw them off. Shancer, of course, meaning
penile cancer, but no one really knows that.
Guy 1: "bro this lobby is actually
trash, you'
re actually such a ca-... shancerous
player"
Guy 2: "bro my mom had breast cancer you cant say that"
Guy 1: "who said anything about cancer? dick."