Swander 

Swander (n)- a purposeful wander. Final destination is known, but you do other sporadic things on route.

Person 1: Got to get the train at 330, might go a swander to burn some time.

Person 1: You could say we have spent the last hour swandering up this street.

Swander by James Fowler May 27, 2006

swander 

An individual who exhibits poor judgement when it comes to manors, hygene, and work ethics. Tipicly these people have tooth butter, and spit their dip (or anything in their mouths) on what ever with no regard to were they are at. These individuals often rely on others to figure out what they should do and then poorly imitate the examples. A "swander" also relies on its parental figures to bail them out of most financial situations.

Noun - "That man is a swander, he just spit dip inside an elementry building."

Adjective - Turning in a project that is so poorly done it looks spit in a used dipare. "I swanderd all over that report I turned in"

swander by John Deer May 23, 2007

Swander (verb)

To casually wander while lost in your own world, usually daydreaming or zoning.

Swander (verb)

“I was supposed to shop, but I just swandered around Target for an hour.”

“She swandered through the park with her headphones on, completely zoned out.”
swanderer (noun)

Plural: swanderers

A person who casually wanders or drifts, often absorbed in their own thoughts.

“The city was full of tourists, artists, and swanderers alike.”

Someone who enjoys meandering in a thoughtful, unhurried way.

“He was a true swanderer, never in a rush, always in his own rhythm.”

A mashup of swan (graceful) and wander (aimless).

Swander (verb) by El Del September 4, 2025

Logan Sanders 

A sexy and mysterious nerd.

Deceit: Well call me, Logan Sanders

Logan Sanders by Marshmellowsweets September 3, 2018

Roman Sanders 

Roman Sanders is an out going and very creative person. He is Thomas Sanders's creativity after all. He is one of the four light sides in Thomas's mind along side Patton, virgil, and Logan. He has many nicknames given to him by the emo nightmare Virgil such as, princey, sir sings alot, and- actually that's about it. He did spit yogurt and Virgil once though. He is portrayed as a fanciful prince and constantly reminds everyone of his royalty touch (despite him not being anymore important that the other three) Roman has a brother (a stinky rat trash man) named Remus.

"Omg he's such a Roman" Roman Sanders, a person who secretly cares for others but has to much of am ego to show it.

Roman Sanders by Five diamond July 30, 2019

Virgil Sanders 

Virgil Sanders is Thomas Sanders' anxiety. He is known by many names (the best being Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce). He is emo, and enjoys My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Panic! at the Disco, and so on. He was originally a 'Dark Side' until his redemption arc, 'Accepting Anxiety'. Then he finally feels like part if the famILY, as Patton puts it. He is known by Creepy Cookie, Emo Nightmare, Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce, Charlie Frown, J. Delightful, and so on. When Deceit pretends to be Patton, Logan and himself are the first to figure it out. And Virgil and Deceit are glaring at each other like crazy, so they have some history. He can be paid to say puns, (I know this because Patton has paid him to before). Sometimes is self-deprovating, but Patton threats to physically fight him when he does.

Hippie Friend: why are you so Emo?

Emo friend: because Virgil Sanders changed my life.

Virgil Sanders by Just a Nerdy Emo June 5, 2018

Janus Sanders

A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.

Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.

Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.

Janus Sanders by Pipperpipes1 May 6, 2020