Swander

Swander (n)- a purposeful wander. Final destination is known, but you do other sporadic things on route.
Person 1: Got to get the train at 330, might go a swander to burn some time.

Person 1: You could say we have spent the last hour swandering up this street.
by James Fowler May 27, 2006
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swander

An individual who exhibits poor judgement when it comes to manors, hygene, and work ethics. Tipicly these people have tooth butter, and spit their dip (or anything in their mouths) on what ever with no regard to were they are at. These individuals often rely on others to figure out what they should do and then poorly imitate the examples. A "swander" also relies on its parental figures to bail them out of most financial situations.
Noun - "That man is a swander, he just spit dip inside an elementry building."

Adjective - Turning in a project that is so poorly done it looks spit in a used dipare. "I swanderd all over that report I turned in"
by John Deer May 23, 2007
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Swander (verb)

To casually wander while lost in your own world, usually daydreaming or zoning.
Swander (verb)

“I was supposed to shop, but I just swandered around Target for an hour.”

“She swandered through the park with her headphones on, completely zoned out.”
swanderer (noun)

Plural: swanderers

A person who casually wanders or drifts, often absorbed in their own thoughts.

“The city was full of tourists, artists, and swanderers alike.”

Someone who enjoys meandering in a thoughtful, unhurried way.

“He was a true swanderer, never in a rush, always in his own rhythm.”

A mashup of swan (graceful) and wander (aimless).
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