When someone (usually under the age of 12 or over the age of 35) thinks they know how to use the internet correctly but they don't at all.

This is usually revealed in the repetition of posting bad/overused memes, overly edited selfies, or "like for tbh" on a variety of different social networking sites.

I was just followed by a swegswagyolocat on Instagram. His bio says he's 11 and single and he just posts shirtless mirror selfies.

swegswagyolocat by Jordanese July 28, 2014

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swagangsta

Swagangsta is a term of endearment but can only be used in its plural form “swagamgstas.” It is typically used to address a large group of people that you know personally and admire.

I love you, swagangstas

swagangsta by Y’all know me August 30, 2019

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Swagsane

adjective
A compound of the words "swag" and "insane", used to describe something or someone as both swag and insane (in a colloquial/positive sense).

Yoooo I love that movie! It's so swagsane!

Swagsane by gaytlinfanxX April 25, 2021

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SwagSwag

Ill, fresh, legitness. An attitude oozed by the elite of the elite.

Derrick Williams and Solomon Hill can't even help how fresh they are; everywhere they go, everything they do, everything they touch automatically turns into pure ol' SwagSwag.

SwagSwag by Jchicity April 22, 2011

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Swagwagon

A swagwagon is like the elite version of an entourage. Unlike an entourage, which can consist of douchebags and chodes, a swagwagon contains only people who radiate vast amounts of swag. Generally, a swagwagon results when someone wielding an epic amount of swag associates and is seen in public with other individuals of similar swag status. Thus, the individual with the epic swag can ride their swagwagon into the most popular clubs, bars, restaurants, and parties generating a lot of positive attention from those not included in the swagwagon.

Guy: Did you hear? James Franco is coming into town to hang out at the most exclusive bars and clubs.

Girl: Yeah, I heard he was coming with Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Gerard Butler: Pretty much the ultimate swagwagon.

Swagwagon by Afrozilla23 May 29, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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