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Swagwagon 

A swagwagon is like the elite version of an entourage. Unlike an entourage, which can consist of douchebags and chodes, a swagwagon contains only people who radiate vast amounts of swag. Generally, a swagwagon results when someone wielding an epic amount of swag associates and is seen in public with other individuals of similar swag status. Thus, the individual with the epic swag can ride their swagwagon into the most popular clubs, bars, restaurants, and parties generating a lot of positive attention from those not included in the swagwagon.
Guy: Did you hear? James Franco is coming into town to hang out at the most exclusive bars and clubs.

Girl: Yeah, I heard he was coming with Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Gerard Butler: Pretty much the ultimate swagwagon.
Swagwagon by Afrozilla23 May 29, 2010
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Swagwagon 

Typically used in reference to a vehical that exudes massive amounts of swag. A car so incredibly cool that if you look up the word "swag" in the dictionary, you will find a picture of that car. A car that will greatly increase your swag meter just by being near it.
"Wow, look at that car! Whoever drives that swagwagon must be a sexy beast indeed. Oh wait. Thats me."
Swagwagon by broskiii93 November 4, 2011

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown 

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other
Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

Swagabond 

A sub-term stemming from the word Vagabond (1: moving from place to place without a fixed home : wandering
2 A: of, relating to, or characteristic of a wanderer B : leading an unsettled, irresponsible, or disreputable life)

However the swagabond is an individual who is well kept and is unsuspecting to the general public as person who is effectively homeless. Similar to the couch surfer but applies to a more broader group and is specific on style and hygiene.
"Wait, that dude is homeless? He dresses so well, that dude's a Swagabond
Swagabond by ACFXS May 13, 2013

Swagaroni & Steez

A combination of swag and steez, to be used in place of macaroni and cheese or any other meal to describe the consumer's utter ease of style and swagger. Achieved by only the freshest mother fuckers around.
Dude 1: "yo dude snag a look at his guy."
Dude 2: "whoa, whoa, looks like sombody just had a bowl full of swagaroni & steez for lunch."
Dude 1: "tell me about it those fresh ass threads are doing him some total justice dude."
Swagaroni & Steez by Parkersaur November 16, 2011

Swagadon 

A complete legend filled with swagger up to his eye balls
What a swagadon
Swagadon by walabulu July 18, 2016

ShagWagon 

1. A car that you have intercourse in.

2. A really cool kid with the last name "Abshagen"
1.Dude check out my ShagWagon!

2. Hey man, you know that kid Ryan? His nickname is "ShagWagon"
ShagWagon by Shagwagon June 25, 2008
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