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Jason: "Oh hey wanna play H1Z1?
Arnold: "Sure thing bud, let's play with the new Swagnum!"
Jason: "What's that?"
Arnold: "The best thing ever."
Arnold: "Sure thing bud, let's play with the new Swagnum!"
Jason: "What's that?"
Arnold: "The best thing ever."
Swagnum by Newborn man September 8, 2018
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Swagnemite
Swagnemite is not a noun, neither a verbal or an adjective. Swagnemite is a nickname.
Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.
Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.
Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Person 1: Duuude, I think we're being watched by USA right now!
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
Swagnemite by WtfHax January 30, 2015
Swagnus
The act of having so much swag, that you are swagnus. You are so full of swag that people see you as a super chill ball of pure sunshine, but in reality you don't really know what you're doing you just have so much swag that no one notices.
This is Magnus Chase level swag.
This is Magnus Chase level swag.
Swagnus by thequeersofolympus August 5, 2020
SwagHump
Two or more men engaging in homosexual acts, primarily “doggy style” penetration whilst wearing snapback™️ hats and other high dollar accessories also known as “drip.”
SwagHump by BussyBandit007 January 4, 2021
swagnominal
When something or someone is so F**KING swaggy that they go past swagtastic and reach the 2nd highest level of swagger, Swagnominal. You cant beat Swagnominal except with Swaggerlifical.
example:
"Hey man I just had a threeway, and i got both girls off in under 30 minutes!" said CJ
"Oh man, that is so f**king swagnominal!" Nick replied.
"Hey man I just had a threeway, and i got both girls off in under 30 minutes!" said CJ
"Oh man, that is so f**king swagnominal!" Nick replied.
swagnominal by CJSwagger March 30, 2015
Shagnum
a original Jamaican recipe of tonic wine specialised to give you that raunchy feeling needed for the ultimate shag of your life.
Tyrell :"oi bro im linking big back Bianca later imma have to roll tru bossmans to get a crate of shagnums in innit."
Jon: "yhyh you know how it is aha, SHAGNUM SIPPA."
Jon: "yhyh you know how it is aha, SHAGNUM SIPPA."