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Swagneto 

One who manipulates another's swag, as Magneto Manipulates Metal.
I can not be in the room with him, he abosorbs eveyone else's style and expels it exponentially, he on dat Swagneto.
Swagneto by Salvatore Antithesis January 21, 2014
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Swagnemite 

Swagnemite is not a noun, neither a verbal or an adjective. Swagnemite is a nickname.

Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.

Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Person 1: Duuude, I think we're being watched by USA right now!
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
Swagnemite by WtfHax January 30, 2015

Swageman 

A fictional last name that combines the word swagger and the surname Hageman. The name that every swagger chick of Irish descent should be known as. Girls with the last name Swageman are subject to jealousy due to having such a cool name. Often accused of Swagga Jackin
"Golly i wish I knew a Swageman"

"Gee whiz, I wish my name was Swageman instead of Feester"
A classical German composer who's bound to give any grown man a full erection.
"Dude I was listening to some Swagner earlier and my dick just couldn't control itself."
swagner by Aquatic_Demon May 20, 2016
In the event of having so much swag, that girls flock to you rather than you having to chase them.
ex. 1-"Dude that guy is a straight Swagnet"

ex. 2-"Matching hat, matching shirt; what a Swagnet"
Swagnet by THEswagnet November 3, 2010
A cool ass Dodge Magnum.
Guy #1. That's a bad ass Dodge Magnum!

Guy #2. Yes, it is a total Swagnum...
Swagnum by hutchdog August 26, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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