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Swagneto 

One who manipulates another's swag, as Magneto Manipulates Metal.
I can not be in the room with him, he abosorbs eveyone else's style and expels it exponentially, he on dat Swagneto.
Swagneto by Salvatore Antithesis January 21, 2014
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Swagnemite 

Swagnemite is not a noun, neither a verbal or an adjective. Swagnemite is a nickname.

Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.

Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Person 1: Duuude, I think we're being watched by USA right now!
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
Swagnemite by WtfHax January 30, 2015

Swageman 

A fictional last name that combines the word swagger and the surname Hageman. The name that every swagger chick of Irish descent should be known as. Girls with the last name Swageman are subject to jealousy due to having such a cool name. Often accused of Swagga Jackin
"Golly i wish I knew a Swageman"

"Gee whiz, I wish my name was Swageman instead of Feester"
A classical German composer who's bound to give any grown man a full erection.
"Dude I was listening to some Swagner earlier and my dick just couldn't control itself."
swagner by Aquatic_Demon May 20, 2016
In the event of having so much swag, that girls flock to you rather than you having to chase them.
ex. 1-"Dude that guy is a straight Swagnet"

ex. 2-"Matching hat, matching shirt; what a Swagnet"
Swagnet by THEswagnet November 3, 2010
Guy #1. That's a bad ass Dodge Magnum!

Guy #2. Yes, it is a total Swagnum...
Swagnum by hutchdog August 26, 2015