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Ottawa Spaghetti 

n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.
I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.
Ottawa Spaghetti by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 4, 2013

Spaghetti Bow 

The term used to describe the act of throwing a pasta party, a trope of TV and film.
Derek and Jason have been fighting, but then they went and put a nice spaghetti bow on it. They're not fooling anyone.

I hope this season doesn't end with them tying all the drama up in a spaghetti bow.
Spaghetti Bow by JusticarJasper August 31, 2012

Mom's Spaghetti 

n./adv./v.

The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out
This dude chokin' look at his sweater mom's spaghetti
Mom's Spaghetti by aceofspades8 December 14, 2017

Gay Spaghetti 

A meal made by homo erotic italian men during the hot summers.

Or a slang term similar in use to "Ma niga," or "Yo honkeh," but instead for homosexual's and fagots. (and Jeremy)
Yo what's up ma gay spaghetti?

Spaghetti mafia

An underground gang in Italy known for numerous murders of highly influential figures and claim to have strong connections with the Sicilian Mafia
In Italy call my friend "Wagwan, what?" Spaghetti mafia, yo bad gyal

spaghetti night 

When you make way too much spaghetti, but dinner is not over until you eat all of them.
Are we going to have a spaghetti night on Tuesday?
Again? Wasn't last time enough for you?
spaghetti night by DObrin DIrichkov September 16, 2023
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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