Swaghetti

A food eaten by those with lots of swag. It is often accompanied by Swagu.

Regular Guy, "I had some good cereal for breakfast this morning."

Swag Guy, "I had Swaghetti."

by Activsquirrel November 30, 2011

swaghetti

Pasta that is high in swagginess. You should only order this if you have extreme swag.

Nee! This pasta is total crapola! eh? Get me some swaghetti you jerk bastardo!

by Wannabeapasta October 2, 2014

swaghetti yolognese

the preferred food of choice for all the swaggots in the world. it is similar to spaghetti bolognese except it has swag and only lives once.

"take off that snapback inside!"
"i do what i want #yolo"
"no swaghetti yolognese for you then!"
"wait please i want it :O"
"then pull up your pants fgt!"

by drinkwatertocuresorethroat December 7, 2013

Ottawa Spaghetti

n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.

I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.

by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 4, 2013

Spaghetti Bow

The term used to describe the act of throwing a pasta party, a trope of TV and film.

Derek and Jason have been fighting, but then they went and put a nice spaghetti bow on it. They're not fooling anyone.

I hope this season doesn't end with them tying all the drama up in a spaghetti bow.

by JusticarJasper August 31, 2012

Mom's Spaghetti

n./adv./v.

The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out

This dude chokin' look at his sweater mom's spaghetti

by aceofspades8 December 14, 2017

Gay Spaghetti

A meal made by homo erotic italian men during the hot summers.

Or a slang term similar in use to "Ma niga," or "Yo honkeh," but instead for homosexual's and fagots. (and Jeremy)

Yo what's up ma gay spaghetti?

by Archduke of Douchebags January 7, 2019