Swagasourus 

People who make terrible life choices

Omg that's such a swagasourus thing

Swagasourus by Your mum smell ma bum November 21, 2018

Swagosaurus 

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.

1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"

Swagosaurus by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013

swagosaurus rex 

Bringing back old school swag out of extinction. Not many can pull this off.

Look at Neal, he is a swagosaurus rex.

swagosaurus rex by #swagking November 21, 2011

Swaggasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.

Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

Swaggasaurus Rex by Freeloading Will August 9, 2009

slagasaurus 

A derogatory term for a loose woman. Generally used toward older or heavier types.

"So that beast slept with all of those men? What a slagasaurus."

slagasaurus by Michael Scavitto January 5, 2008

swagasaurus rex 

to have out of this world swag! to be a living legend!

did you see how Nate owned the whole room last night? he is a SWAGASAURUS REX

swagasaurus rex by Nate m f'in Henry January 19, 2010

swagasaurus 

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.

Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!

swagasaurus by lipsmacker1234567890 November 5, 2011