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swagasaurus 

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.

Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!

swagasaurus by lipsmacker1234567890 November 5, 2011