Swagtard 

(Plural Swagtards) ¹Someone who overuses the term "swag", mostly Hypebeasts. ²Can be used in place of "Hypebeast."

Swagtard: Oh, is that a lollipop? Swag. Can I have some?
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.

Swagtard by TotallyBaked March 12, 2012

SwagTard 

(noun) a person who asks what "swag" is. Either due to lack of popular culture exposure, incarceration, being part of a cult, not being "a cool mom", or never attending any event where goodies are involved. Age does not apply to being swagtarded

Wife:"Honey, what is swag?"
Man: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Wife: " I went to a Lula party and got a swag bag, I don't know what it is! Hee hee"
Man: "I want a divorce and my credit card back. I can't believe I married a SwagTard."

SwagTard by Motherofunicorns June 22, 2017

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

Swagtarded

Someone who has too much swag, pride, and/or arrogance. This person's swag is usually unearned and extremely annoying.

Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.

Billy just told me I have bad style and spit on my shoes. He always talks down to me. Damn, he's swagtarded!

Swagtarded by chillhardallday455 January 7, 2010

swaggard 

Someone who walks in an extremely confident, arrogant or aggresive way

That guy is a total swaggard

swaggard by Orch October 24, 2013

Slagtard 

When someone is acting like a slag and a retard at the same time.

“Luke is a slagtard”

Slagtard by Centre back Reb November 27, 2019

Swaggard 

To steal; To take something that does not belong to you.

A fashionable person; A person who often wears fashionable clothes

The man swaggard the woman's pen

The swaggard was looking exceptionably dashing today

Swaggard by Anok Tohan August 22, 2024