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swapping the monkey 

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

Long snapping 

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion
Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."
Long snapping by RubLox November 5, 2016

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says โ€œWill Smith just smacked the shit out of me.โ€ Then Will Smith screams and says โ€œKeep my wifeโ€™s name out of your fucking mouth!โ€ Chris Rock says: โ€œWowโ€
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.

scrapping 

(verb) The act of collecting various discarded and unwanted scrap metals and taking such precious metals to a scrapyard for a small but helpful monetary reward. Scrapping is oftentimes very hard and dirty work for a relatively small payoff.
Johnny had been unemployed for a stretch now and was struggling to find any decent work. He had lately taken to the toil and trouble of scrapping so he could at least keep his cigarette habit and continue smoking.
scrapping by Nikki Stixx January 28, 2019

Slapping flap 

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.
I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.
Slapping flap by Bonals May 26, 2018
When your in your feelings, donโ€™t wanna be bother, your not sad or mad your numb, most people listen to sad music to get over sapping ๐Ÿ˜
โ€œGuys Iโ€™m sapping โ€œ
Sapping by Elyse London May 3, 2018
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When your wifeโ€™s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring โ€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their โ€œget rich quickโ€ courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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