Suzy Orman's Disease 

The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.

-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.

Suzy Orman's Disease by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011

Suzy Stinky Snatch 

Suzy Stinky Snatch is actually Rosie Rotten Crotch's first cousin.

They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!

Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.

I banged this Suzy Stinky Snatch last night... Her pussy was quite rank, but actually felt good as I shot her vagina full of goo.

Suzy Stinky Snatch by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

suzy sheet 

Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.

Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.

suzy sheet by ITS ME RIA May 20, 2021

Suzy Von Strip

A newer burlesque dancer who is able to perform at a level and command fees comparable to a veteran performer.

Ugh, can you believe her? She’s only been doing this 18 months and she’s getting the same performance fee as me! What a Suzy Von Strip!

Suzy Von Strip by XoMattFinish June 13, 2021

South Central Suzy-Q 

After shooting your load into a hot black vagina you squeeze the lips together and watch the load come out of her pussy looking like a sideways view of the delicious Hostess snack cake.

"After watching the Clipper game last night I gave Shanikwah the South Central Suzy-Q."

South Central Suzy-Q by Fat, Drunk & Stupid January 5, 2017

big suzy 

large, narrowly focused skank who only cares about gratifying her own needs

HAWHAWHAW..I want some pizza and Pepsi and some dope and sex with negros!!!

big suzy by move zig September 26, 2003

Suzy 

A Suzy is a rare and unique individual. Physically stunning in appearance, her outward beauty is immediately noticeable. She is taller than average, but then again, nothing about her is average. Lithe and graceful, with an infectious laugh and a smile that will cause the sensation of breaking in a mans chest, finally allowing one to understand what the movies are all talking about. Her personality envelopes you, rises to greet you, lifting you as you float in wave after wave of her. The laugh, her voice and the sense of fun and adventure and confidence she exudes is intoxicating. She has an aura of love and compassion about her. She is kind to a fault, to all animals. Even the humans. Forgiveness and faith are values and her integrity is inspiring. She often feels lost but she is loved and will be found as such. She is my favorite fucking niller of all time and she means the world to me. Shes an awesome person and everything will work out for her because God would not have brought her this far just to toss her on her head now. She is a straight gangsta with a carrot fetish. What's up doc? She will cheer you on and cheer you up. She is a best friend.

Aye niller! You ain't my Suzy so back up off me!

Suzy by kiahoyte February 27, 2019