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I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!
Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!
When one shows their face, bung hole, clitoris, and tiddies in one picture.
Timmy: How are things with you and Emily?

John: Not to badly, she even sent me a picture of her Swainer!

Timmy: Nice :)
Swainer by SylDuguay June 17, 2017
a red killing sweater that will possess you. an oc made by mallek. a song was written about him by jacob satoriaus.
“i am dressed as swaine” - mallek
swaine by the velma stans July 27, 2021
The Bubble. Its a northeast suburb of Atlanta, GA bordering the Chattahoochee River and the 85 Freeway and is known for fancy houses, cars, and fancy people. Suwanee is known as a safe-haven for people that don't want to subject their children to the horrors of Gwinnett County. The people go like this: Plastic women sporting Range Rovers and Juicy Couture Tracksuits with Starbucks permanently grasped to their perfectly manicured hands, egotistical men who all are in a midlife crisis, so they run out and spend all of their money to make themselves look "rich". The kids are spoiled, Lax Bros are very common and snobby girls look to get into trouble by having sex and stealing. The whole town has a serious drug and alcohol issue among teens because of the lack of anything to do, rather than spend money. Teens first cars are usually Mercedes, BMW or Audi. They will NEVER be caught seen in anything less. There are 3 high schools. Collins Hill, Peachtree Ridge, and North Gwinnett. They all basically rival each other that splits the town into three sections that hate each other. The city also has a major smog issue. The days in summer are usually code red air-quality as the blistering sun makes all of our cars fumes into airborne noxious gas. Suwanee was rated as the top 10 places to live in the US by Money Magazine in 2009. It's a nice city with tons of parks and nice homes. If you can afford it, I would say its great. Welcome to hell!
Sally: "Where do you live?"

Samantha: "Hell."

Sally: "Suwanee?"

Samantha: "You're damn right!"
Suwanee by suburbcitykid January 14, 2013

Suwannee Stomp 

The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion
Jonny, Gerry, Darnnell, and Tyler entered all important places using the Suwannee Stomp
Suwannee Stomp by Limi Winks February 21, 2009

Swaineyslut 

A 'swaineyslut' is a new breed of slut capable of seducing 'young' boys into her bedroom without the use of alcohol, sweeties or money.
A 'swaineyslut' offers many sexual favours to many many MANY people of all races, religions and cultures...a 'swaineyslut' isn't fussy about who 'tickles her mini'!
A 'swaineyslut' can be identified using several different methods which are outlined below:

1 - If you see a female with more than three men in her bed at ONE time and all of the males are naked, hairless and shimmery (due to stimulating lubricant) then you have stumbled across a rare breed of the 'swaineyslut' called a 'lubey swaineyslut'. Congratulations!

2 - An even rarer breed of the 'swaineyslut' can be found in small, rural and remote villages in eastern England. She tends to frequent with elder gentlemen who do not realise that the 'swaineyslut' is a mean and devious creature. The 'swaineyslut' is renowned for stealing money and precious diamonds as well as conning old and senile men into eating vast amounts of viagra in order to 'satisfy' herself. This breed of the 'swaineyslut' is known as the 'filthymoneygrabbingOAPfiddling swaineyslut'.

3 - The most common breed of 'swaineyslut' is found in the most unlikely of places. Schools and 6th form colleges, low-cost night clubs named after specific types of playing cards for example 'Kings', 'Queens' or perhaps even 'Jokers'...however, the most common place to find a 'swaineyslut' is on many popular, young and trendy chat forums and websites. This breed is known only as the 'MEGAswaineyslut'.

Ladies and Gentlemen, i have warned you of the dangers of the 'swaineyslut' so forever be careful, wide-eyed and on your toes because if you are ever attacked by a 'swaineyslut' of any breed then it is the end. Many (and i mean MANY) young men (and i mean YOUNG men) have suffered this dreadful fate. These unlucky men live with terrible deformities of the groin and surrounding area. Rotting of the scrotum is not unusual and incredibly large amounts of testicular swelling can occur! gentlemen, be safe...! I have done all i can.
A 'swaineyslut' is only created once every 100,000 years so it is very difficult to create an example...you will only know that you have met a 'swaineyslut' the morning after the night of the attack. A lot of research is being put into new and exciting methods of finding more information about the 'swaineyslut' yet nothing has been found yet. Until the day a cure is found then i leave you with my best wishes. I pray for safety and protection to you all.
Swaineyslut by Tom Hughes May 31, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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