The Bubble. Its a northeast suburb of Atlanta, GA bordering the Chattahoochee River and the 85 Freeway and is known for fancy houses, cars, and fancy people. Suwanee is known as a safe-haven for people that don't want to subject their children to the horrors of Gwinnett County. The people go like this: Plastic women sporting Range Rovers and Juicy Couture Tracksuits with Starbucks permanently grasped to their perfectly manicured hands, egotistical men who all are in a midlife crisis, so they run out and spend all of their money to make themselves look "rich". The kids are spoiled, Lax Bros are very common and snobby girls look to get into trouble by having sex and stealing. The whole town has a serious drug and alcohol issue among teens because of the lack of anything to do, rather than spend money. Teens first cars are usually Mercedes, BMW or Audi. They will NEVER be caught seen in anything less. There are 3 high schools. Collins Hill, Peachtree Ridge, and North Gwinnett. They all basically rival each other that splits the town into three sections that hate each other. The city also has a major smog issue. The days in summer are usually code red air-quality as the blistering sun makes all of our cars fumes into airborne noxious gas. Suwanee was rated as the top 10 places to live in the US by Money Magazine in 2009. It's a nice city with tons of parks and nice homes. If you can afford it, I would say its great. Welcome to hell!
by suburbcitykid January 14, 2013
Get the Suwanee mug.An awful suburb in north Atlanta. Lacks any sense of community and has a snobby feeling to it. People here drive nice cars, and you won't be hard pressed to find a Bentley or Rolls-Royce driving beside you. The people here are generally fake and try to one-up their neighbors by buying the newest car, rings, or send their children to elite private christian schools. Plastic surgery is very common on men and women over 35. Gated communities are on every corner and shield multi-million dollar homes which eventually will go into foreclosure. Suwanee is a very genuine and caring city… my ass. Suwanee is beautiful and has very nice parks and landscaping, nice homes, and cars, its the people that make it worse than it should.
Carter: Hey do you want to buy that new Porsche to one-up our neighbors new Range Rover?
Amber: Yeah! Let me go grab Daddy's credit card!
Carter: Yay! I love Suwanee!
Amber: Yeah! Let me go grab Daddy's credit card!
Carter: Yay! I love Suwanee!
by atlantaaaaaa7095 February 24, 2013
Get the Suwanee mug.A magical place on top of a mountain were the motto is "study hard, party hard"; where everyone knows your name and you know everyone else's; a place where your Shakespeare professor can have a beer with you at the local pub; an almost utopian enviroment where college is just an added bonus and character and integrity are the take home prizes
Mayberry meets Harvard on top of a mountain (or a plateau as Sewanee folks know). "That place was so special. Those kids were so bright and they can party too! What a beautiful place, it is so Sewanee
by Sewanee Grad April 3, 2005
Get the Sewanee mug.1. The name of a river in a song... "...on the swanee river..."
2. Old Southern slang for "swear." (not curse, that's a whole different ball of wax, but promise)
2. Old Southern slang for "swear." (not curse, that's a whole different ball of wax, but promise)
1. "...on the banks of the Swanee river..."
2. I wish I could think of a better example, but, I swanee, I just can't.
2. I wish I could think of a better example, but, I swanee, I just can't.
by The Ineffable Lala October 20, 2008
Get the swanee mug.the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!
Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!
by south african penguins June 30, 2010
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by Sewanee Lover May 13, 2005
Get the Sewanee mug.A Sewanee Dog (canus lupus dumpiarus) is a species commonly found at Sewanee: The University of the South, a small liberal arts university in Tennesse. Oddly enough, the species is entirely female. Although this species is specific to Sewanee, it probably exists at other affluent, southern universities under a different nomenclature.
The Sewanee Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.
The Sewanee Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee Dog spends more time smoking than they do studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and don't see any flaw in this study habit.
They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.
Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by greasy pub food and diet coke.
The Sewanee Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.
The Sewanee Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee Dog spends more time smoking than they do studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and don't see any flaw in this study habit.
They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.
Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by greasy pub food and diet coke.
by Sewanee Zoologist Society December 13, 2009
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