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Fart Stainer
Hey you "Your a fart stainer"
A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift
A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift
Fart Stainer by Roberto83 December 6, 2009
Porcelain Stainer
A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.
Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.
Porcelain Stainer by SmashBurger March 4, 2011
Sloppy bowl stainer
When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.
Sloppy bowl stainer by Lbigfella August 24, 2016
Carpet Stainer
When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.
Carpet Stainer by UNAMVU April 26, 2011
swinery
1. n. A place where pigs are kept, bred and or raised. Piggery.
2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.
3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.
3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
1. One might find ham hocks at the local swinery.
2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.
3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.
3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
swinery by half-born potato juice February 7, 2010
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026