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Shwaine

Marijuana that has been laced with cocaine.
Person 1:Dude wtf? Is this weed shwag?

Person 2: No man... It's shwaine!
by the_group_dictionary February 4, 2008
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shaine

a gorgeous girl that everyone loves. she always makes you laugh and never fails to make someone smile. she has a goofy personality, and is usually hyper at times. she is also so kind and is very accepting of everyone.
person #1: who’s that?

person #2: oh that’s shaine, isn’t she amazing?
by dolanluvr February 16, 2019
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Shaine

Someone who has seen to many hard times and heartbreat .someone who's constantly lied to and taken advantage of so it has made them cold and empty inside .
Shaine used to be a great guy to bad life's kicked him down to many times
by Rollin thunder November 20, 2018
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Swainer

When one shows their face, bung hole, clitoris, and tiddies in one picture.
Timmy: How are things with you and Emily?

John: Not to badly, she even sent me a picture of her Swainer!

Timmy: Nice :)
by SylDuguay June 17, 2017
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swaine

a red killing sweater that will possess you. an oc made by mallek. a song was written about him by jacob satoriaus.
i am dressed as swaine” - mallek
by the velma stans July 27, 2021
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Shrainer

The shoe/trainer hybrid.
Too casual to be shoes - definitely not trainers as no sport could ever be undertaken in them.

Usually in two-tone brown, often slip-on or velcro, always ugly.

Can be seen on dress down fridays or family holidays as dad thinks they will be good for the pool in the day and the restaurant at night.
"I wish I could wear shorts to the office but I'd look like a dick if I wore them with shoes and the boss wont let me wear trainers"
"You could always wear shrainers like Patrick does?"
"I'd look less of a dick wearing shoes!"

"Right kids - who's ready for the disco?"
"Dad. I'm going nowhere with you if you're wearing your shrainers".
by Get Down Shep June 18, 2010
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Swaineyslut

A 'swaineyslut' is a new breed of slut capable of seducing 'young' boys into her bedroom without the use of alcohol, sweeties or money.
A 'swaineyslut' offers many sexual favours to many many MANY people of all races, religions and cultures...a 'swaineyslut' isn't fussy about who 'tickles her mini'!
A 'swaineyslut' can be identified using several different methods which are outlined below:

1 - If you see a female with more than three men in her bed at ONE time and all of the males are naked, hairless and shimmery (due to stimulating lubricant) then you have stumbled across a rare breed of the 'swaineyslut' called a 'lubey swaineyslut'. Congratulations!

2 - An even rarer breed of the 'swaineyslut' can be found in small, rural and remote villages in eastern England. She tends to frequent with elder gentlemen who do not realise that the 'swaineyslut' is a mean and devious creature. The 'swaineyslut' is renowned for stealing money and precious diamonds as well as conning old and senile men into eating vast amounts of viagra in order to 'satisfy' herself. This breed of the 'swaineyslut' is known as the 'filthymoneygrabbingOAPfiddling swaineyslut'.

3 - The most common breed of 'swaineyslut' is found in the most unlikely of places. Schools and 6th form colleges, low-cost night clubs named after specific types of playing cards for example 'Kings', 'Queens' or perhaps even 'Jokers'...however, the most common place to find a 'swaineyslut' is on many popular, young and trendy chat forums and websites. This breed is known only as the 'MEGAswaineyslut'.

Ladies and Gentlemen, i have warned you of the dangers of the 'swaineyslut' so forever be careful, wide-eyed and on your toes because if you are ever attacked by a 'swaineyslut' of any breed then it is the end. Many (and i mean MANY) young men (and i mean YOUNG men) have suffered this dreadful fate. These unlucky men live with terrible deformities of the groin and surrounding area. Rotting of the scrotum is not unusual and incredibly large amounts of testicular swelling can occur! gentlemen, be safe...! I have done all i can.
A 'swaineyslut' is only created once every 100,000 years so it is very difficult to create an example...you will only know that you have met a 'swaineyslut' the morning after the night of the attack. A lot of research is being put into new and exciting methods of finding more information about the 'swaineyslut' yet nothing has been found yet. Until the day a cure is found then i leave you with my best wishes. I pray for safety and protection to you all.
by Tom Hughes May 31, 2007
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