Suspender 

Pooing into toilet paper that is draped side-side across the toilet bowl, suspending the poo for a period of time out of the water before flushing. This dramatically enhances the smell for entertainment value.

I did a suspender yesterday, stank out the whole house. My girlfriend was furious!

Suspender by Odes McBrian August 8, 2022

Sexy Suspender Striptease

To perform an act of fornification upon yourself.

Dr. Robotnik performed a Sexy Suspender Striptease back in early 2007.

Sexy Suspender Striptease by nwt0 February 16, 2009

Cincinnati Suspender

When the male sits on the floor with his legs spread and his partner laying on stomach gives oral. He then grabs his partners ankles pulling the legs up to his shoulders thus creating suspenders.

I got the best deep throat ever when I grabbed my girl by the ankles and gave her a Cincinnati Suspender.

Cincinnati Suspender by Jo B Moss July 24, 2007

Surrender Day 

Surrender Day — August 24th 2023 Surrender Day: the first time that a former American President will have an actual mug shot taken; and, face 91 total criminal charges in four jurisdictions. The court ordered surrender or be arrested.

The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history.

Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama.

Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023.

In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination.

One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president.

Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon

Just sayin’.

Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend.

Will we ever fucking learn?

Surrender Day: on this day in American history: Thursday August 24th 2023, Donald J. Trump — The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula — was made to surrender by the State of Atlanta on R.I.C.O charges. He now faces 91 total charges in four (4) different jurisdictions.

Surrender Day by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Permanently Suspended 

Used to describe a person that is taking so much dick that their feet never touch the ground. To literally be hanging off of a penis.

He'll be getting fucked so much in prison that his feet will never touch the ground, he'll be permanently suspended.

Permanently Suspended by Hnnng July 17, 2018

Surrender Cobra 

A pose frequently displayed by sports fans after their team has made a disasterous play, or the other team has made an extraordinary play. The Surrender Cobra is sported by placing one's hands on his or her head with elbows splayed to the sides.

When an Auburn player returned Alabama's missed field goal for a game-winning touchdown, Alabama fans around the world displayed the Surrender Cobra

Surrender Cobra by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar March 8, 2016

Suspended Congress 

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.

Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!

Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011