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striptease

The art of seductively removing ones clothing to provide pleasure/entertainment for other(s).
I did a striptease for my sisters fiance the night of his bachelor party.
striptease by Belinda November 5, 2004
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striptease

The "art" (wink, wink) of seductive dancing while removing clothing; performed by ecdysiasts
I love the was Lucious does her striptease!
striptease by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

striptease

a striptease is a dance where a woman or man undress them selfs as a show in order to get an arouwsal out of the veiwers
-hey baby gimmi a stripetease
striptease by mac daddy April 2, 2003

striptease

a ho who playing with yo jimmy without getting naked or having contact.
That girl kat wouldn't let me see her naked but gave me a good striptease.

Pi Striptease 

When the irrational and transcendental number π occasionally reveals herself to excite the mathematical brethren of her numerical or geometric hidden properties, be it through some new beautiful pattern or little juicy theorem.
Both number theorists and numerologists get pretty aroused when they get invited to attend a pi striptease event (by invitation only), whose aha! moments could get them mathematically excited for days.
Pi Striptease by MathPlus September 1, 2021

emo striptease 

showing one's feelings

-- coined by C.Boissonnault, 1998
He arrived at her doorstep steeped from the rain that now muffled his low, monotone apology. He began his emo striptease, hoping the last night's muzzy attempt to make out with her could be forgotten. When he was ready to cry, she was ready to discard their years of quiet friendship in exchange for his malnourished frame - pale and warm, irrevocably moist when undressed. His sweater, jeans, and tattered underwear remained in the same pile. When he redressed he swore he could smell his former self between the layers of must. "I'll buy flowers..." he muttered, but quickly toothed his lips.
emo striptease by P. Colot July 23, 2004

Lake Effect Striptease 

When you go out in full winter gear to shovel and shed articles of clothing one by one as you heat up.
Our neighbor had to shovel his quarter-mile long driveway and by the time he finished his lake effect striptease he was only wearing boxers and a scarf.
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