Surprise Butt Secks
Surprise Butt Secks by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018
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surprise butt secks
An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).
You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.
You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.
PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....
surprise butt secks
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....
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surprise butt secks by MrXman September 20, 2010
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.
*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012
surprise buttsecks
A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??
surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005
Surprise Buttsecks
When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
Surprise Buttsecks by The Poonman July 3, 2009
Surprise Buttsecks
Surprise Buttsecks by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
Surprise buttsecks
If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!
They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:
Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
Surprise buttsecks by Siimp January 24, 2010
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